why didn't you poke me back
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Couch. On fire.
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