Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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