Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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