I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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