therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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