i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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