im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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