check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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