party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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