his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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