just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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