Your tits are I can't wait for
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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