i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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