Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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