I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The power of my boobs compel you
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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