I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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