I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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