When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just threw up on my dentist
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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