**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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