...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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