Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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