So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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