How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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