Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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