CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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