I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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