Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The feeling are messing with the penis
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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