is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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