Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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