i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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