god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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