Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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