This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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