If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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