i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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