Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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