No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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