I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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