If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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