Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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