I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
