we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
