too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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