hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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