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Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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