the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I deserve this hangover.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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