white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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