WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Randomize
