Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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