doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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