He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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