Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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