I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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